Willow's Happy Song and Disturbing Song

Okay, due to Copyright laws these videos are not actuall videos but they are the song. How does that work?

Anyway! Rock out people.

HAPPY

SCARY

The Lyrics For Your Enjoyment

Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
'High maintenance' means
You're a gluttonous queen.
Narcissistic and mean.

Kill me romantically.
Fill my soul with vomit,
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb;
You're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you!

(Chorus)
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead!
Love me dead!

You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.

You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature
Finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous and sexy!

(Chorus)
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead!
Love me dead!

Rawl! Uhng!

Love me cancerously.
*whistles*
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!

How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast.
You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

(Chorus)
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Wha' 'bout that sign on my head!
That says, oh...
Love me dead!
Love me dead!
Love me dead!
Love me dead!

Oh... Love me dead!

Willow, have to admit the dust really did suck. I would say it is pretty equal to snow. Yuck!

Comments

Angie said…

Willow, you rock! LOVE IT!!!!

April 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM

Willow said…

Krissi, is this the real video for Ludo's happy tune? I found it disturbingly visual... yet highly reminescent of Greek drama. In short, it was awful -- I loved it. =)

April 16, 2009 at 8:37 AM

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