When Andrew came home from his first day of school he walked past me sitting at the table and threw his school folder down. Before I could even say Hi he was down stairs on the X-box. A little later I called him up to see how his day went.
Me: Andrew
Me Again: ANDREW
Me Again and Again: A N D R E W ! !
Andrew: Yah
Me: Come here I want to talk to you
Andrew: (eye roll, slowly moves up the stairs)
Me: How was school?
Andrew: What?
Me: (slower) How..was..school...?
Andrew: s'ok
Me: How do you like your new teacher?
Andrew: What?
Me: (slower) How.. do.. you.. like.. your.. new.. teacher?
Andrew: s'ok
Me: Do you have a lot of friends in your class?
Andrew: What?
Me: (very slow) Do... you... have... a... lot... of... friends... in... your... class?
Andrew: (shrugs) D'nt know
Me: (sighing) Andrew I just love our chats
Andrew: (come on people you already know what is coming) What?
Me: Nothing
Andrew: Hey, mom can I go to Justin's house?
Me: (smiling) What?
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